more than a handful is a waste

that's what men tell women with small boobs as consolation.

do you think our brains match the size of our boobs? we know darn well you don't really mean that. it's like women telling men, "it's not about the size of the wave, it's about the motion in the ocean." we're consoling you.

we have no delusions about men preferring small breasts over larger ones. there is no such man. and if he says he does, he's lying. the only exception to this is, when a woman's breasts are so large, they sag like overripe jackfruit, point in opposite directions and have nipples the size of my face. only then, can you believe a man when he says he'd prefer smaller breasts to these gargantuan mutations.

some may argue that shape trumps size. i'm still not entirely convinced. i mean, unless the boobs in mention are seriously defected. really? you'd give up the possibility of a titty fuck just so you can appreciate the shape? they're tits, not art.

so please, do not attempt to console us with lines like, "more than a handful is a waste." just tell us how great our ass is, instead. at the end of the day, chris rock is right. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."

a friend once said to me, "the key to being a successful womaniser is, to make every woman feel like she's the most special woman in the world." true story.